Euphoria.
Posted on: Monday, March 30, 2009
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JUHUA is here. HAHA (: Okay, SYF'09 is in 3 days' time. Looking forward to it because it's my first ever SYF competition I will be taking part in. Just here to say,
I LOVE CCHYSB! HAHA.
Go on and accuse, you _______.
Posted on: Friday, March 27, 2009
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Seriously, I suddenly have a surge of anger. I totally regreted doing what I did. Never did I expect you to have done this to me. I'm seriously pissed off. The moment I thought we were talking to each other once again, you have to piss me off you biatch. Seriously, what crap are mentioning to me? I don't see how I'm the wrong. If you think you're so good, then fuck off. And this is how my days go on consecutively. I never said you were in the wrong. I just stayed silent but never did I expect me to have suffered through this unjust accusation. Seriously, fuck off you motherfucker.
The week's review.
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Hello my dear readers. HAHA. JUHUA is back from a very tedious week. Due to the really intense band practices, I've never found any time to update my poor dead blog. HAHA. So, thank god I have 'time' to do so now. In just 6six days OK.
Day by day, I feel damn tired but due to my never ending lame jokes and criticism about teachers, I don't really listen in class. HAHA. I shall talk about this week's insights.
MONDAY:
Can't recall anything. Bad memory eh.
TUESDAY:
Can't recall any interesting matters. (During Biology, we had to make our groupings for the following day's group activity. Apparently, someone wanted to join my group. I was like telling Allen," No way man. I will be annoyed 100%." HAHA. I quickly did a quick change and TAA-DAA! A full group without the person! I know I'm very evil.)
WEDNESDAY:
English period was the best! Ms Teng was wearing almost a full green outfit because she was wearing everything green except a black skirt. The moment she entered our class, Allen, Chen Qi, Yuen Yee and I were like shouting,"Ms Teng is so supportive of the Earth Hour leh. HAHA." OK, the best part has yet to come. Apparently, Ms Teng suddenly talked about inspiring people in the past because she wanted most of us to be doctors in the future. So, she talked about Albert Einstein and Thomas Edison. Well, when I heard the word Edison, I thought of Edison Chen. And I kept laughing while telling The Crazy Three. HAHA. Then Ms Teng said we must learn from Edison. OK seriously, I was laughing my heart out. She went on to telling us this idiom - A skeleton in the closet. It's meaning is simply about shameless acts kept in the dark. And the very lame me was still talking about Edison. HAHA. Then she gave an example,"Suppose Edison did something very shameful and people posted about it on the Internet". HAHA. OK, this is not a flaming post about Edison OK. Please don't get the wrong idea, fans. HAHA. Later on, The Four of us asked Ms Teng why didn't she wear full green. She told us that she didn't want to be a leaf. Then, I recommended a brown skirt instead of a black one. She said she didn't want to be a tree. OK, the very lame Chen Qi found a green shirt on this magazine catalogue found out of nowhere. And we asked Ms Teng whether she bought it from this store. She told us,"No lah. Sometimes, you must look for good sales". I was OMG and laughing like mad. HAHA. For the whole day, I kept talking about Edison Chen. HAHA.
THURSDAY:
OK, Chemistry Class Test. Apparently, I didn't study for it. I had to base on my very GOOD memory. After band, I met Ms Teng. And guess what? I told her to wear green the next day. She said,"I'll see first OK." Surprise surprise! HAHA.
FRIDAY:
Seriously, I was laughing like hell! MS TENG REALLY WORE A GREEN SHIRT TODAY! I saw her before going back to class and said,"Eh! Ms Teng, you're wearing a green shirt!" And she answered,"Ya, because you told me to." HAPPY LAUGHING! HAHA. During Cloves2, we had to do some presentation on what our IFD group will be making for the bazaar of sort. Then, Liwen came to sit beside to discuss with her group. OK, be prepared to say this is the lamest joke ever. Since our class adopted USA, I told The Crazy Three, Shirley, Liwen and Yueying that the national flower of USA was the cauliflower. And Shirley went,"HUH? What is a cauliflower?" I was damn stunned. HAHA. "WHHHHAAAAT!?!!?? You don't know what's a cauliflower?" OK, prepared already? "A cauliflower is a broccoli which has changed into white colour." And Liwen went laughing like crazy. HAHA. And today, The Crazy Four, including me, decided to decorate our tables using the lamest idea. Don't bother asking eh! HAHA.
*The Crazy Three - Allen, Chen Qi and Yuen Yee.
I just thought of this.
Posted on: Sunday, March 22, 2009
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5 Wishes that shall and will come true:
1.
Grow taller. Seriously, I feel like I'm getting shorter day by day because people are getting taller.
2.
Put on a lot of weight. I can't imagine being so light. Why can't I be heavier? I hate metabolism. HAHA.
3.
Get a Gold/GwH for SYF. Yes, we can! No is not an option.
4.
Get good results for my exams. I must and will not regret getting into such a class.
5.
Have a wider circle of friends. I have nothing to say about this.
Complex.
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HAHA. Hello everyone. Sorry for not updating. HAHA. But do enjoy the pictures above. So many things have occurred for the past week. And how I wish I was never involved. Why push the blame to others when you know what you have done has been seen by so many pairs of eyes? What's the point of suspecting when you know you're in the wrong? If you think others are at fault, think about what you have done in the first place to make people think you have done wrong.
Apoplexy.
Posted on: Thursday, March 19, 2009
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Back from Band Camp, yo yo. HAHA! Yea, it was fun. LOLS. Especially torturing people during the Amazing Race. HAHA. But well, I'm in a very, very bad mood right now. You wouldn't want to know how I'm feeling like. You'll go crazy. Seriously insane.
Thought through. I didn't know I was so stupid. But well, trying to calm myself down for these hours. I'm just too pissed off. I shouldn't waste my precious energy on such things. It's totally pointless. So, I shall try my best to forget about everything that has happened.
We Shall Overcome
Posted on: Sunday, March 15, 2009
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Hello everyone! JUHUA is back from a day of horrible fever! really want to thank many many people whom have cared for me yesterday! HAHA. Thanks! JUHUA is feeling much better right now. Fever's gone thanks to all your support! Loves everyone! HAHA. Well, Sec3 Camp was fantastic especially getting sunburns and rock-wall climbing! HAHA.
1st DayWalked to Safra Yishun. Did cheers. Had ice-breakers. Had lunch. Prepared for hike at Bukit Timah Hill. Boarded bus and off we went to Bukit Timah Hill. HAHA. Okay, the most retarded thing happened to me. To continue the hike, we had to cross over these metal bars. I climbed near the edge where both metal bars actually meet. Guess what? My shoe got stuck between the bars and I was like WTF! HAHA. And LiWen was in front/behind of me and kept laughing. Damn retarded OK! So, we saw monkeys, a dead bird, a half-dead millipede because someone stepped on it. But no wild boars! HAHA. Sad! Went back to Safra. Had dinner. Learnt many songs! HAHA! And my favourite, the Chest Clap! HAHA.
ENGLISH VERSIONBaby, baby I love you.
Ali Baba.
Baby, baby can you see.
Pinocchio.
Baby, baby 我爱你.
Cinderella.
Tentu(?) di sayang mama.
CHINESE VERSION东西，东西在哪里?
我不知道.
Baby, baby 我爱你.
你开玩笑.
宝贝宝贝不见了.
你很好笑.
宝贝宝贝我们一起找.
2nd DayOK. It's High-Elements Day. HAHA. Damn FUN! And I love it! HAHA. Rock-climbed. Twice! Actually can only go once but then Allen and I saw some 3G peeps going for another round. So, we bugged our instructor Anis to let us go again. So, went again. HAHA. Damn tired OK!? Had class-performance preparation for the campfire that night. HAHA. Very fun! The most unexpected incident occurred once again. Fortunately, I changed to my sleeping attire(?) already. HAHA. Then, all of a sudden, Alvin Chan came into my cubicle with the very blur face. He totally didn't notice that a human was inside? HAHA! I was like... And he went 'sorry sorry'. LOLS. I was like laughing my ass off. Retarded! HAHA.(Dancing and Singing.)As we walk to the left, as we walk to the right.As we walk, as we walk, as we walk all night.With the heels and the toes.And a half-turn round.With the heels and the toes.And a new friend found.As we hop to the left, as we hop to the right.As we hop, as we hop, as we hop all night.With the heels and the toes.
And a half-turn round.
With the heels and the toes.
And a new friend found.
As we shake to the left, as we shake to the right.
As we shake, as we shake, as we shake all night.
With the heels and the toes.
And a half-turn round.
With the heels and the toes.
And a new friend found.
(With chest claps & other actions. Inclusive of singing.)
Mr Lee's a dinosaur, from our imagination.
He's tall and strong and muscular and
likes to be invisible.
Mr Lee is our daddy, daddy of 3H'09.
Mr Lee is our teacher, Mr Lee we love you!
3H, ooh ooh!
(Singing with actions.)
I no money, I don't care.
I buy cheap, cheap underwear!
If it tears, I don't care.
You go buy me another pair!
Armani, Versasi.
Valentino also can.
Underwear, good to wear.
Underwear, everywhere.
I no money, I don't care.
I buy cheap, cheap underwear!
If it tears, I don't care.
You go buy me another pair!
Bossini, Giordano.
Pasar Malam also can.
Underwear, good to wear.
Underwear, everywhere.
3rd DayIt's time to say goodbye to camp and off to home! HAHA. Lazy to write out about many things.
Back from Camp! (:
Posted on: Friday, March 13, 2009
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HAHA. Hello everyone! JUHUA was back from camp hours ago. HAHA. Still feeling damn exhausted right now. My days are so packed. So, I suppose I shall go rest more (: See ya! Shall elaborate more on what we did during camp next time.
Subcutaneous
Posted on: Thursday, March 5, 2009
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HELLO MY FELLOW LOVELY FRIENDS AND AVID READERS OF MY BLOG! OK, I'm just here to say that. My mind is completely blank right now. I forgot what I wanted to blog about. Well, now it's raining heavily. HAHA.
BLANK MIND
BLANK MIND
BLANK MIND
BLANK MIND
BLANK MIND
BLANK MIND
BLANK MIND
BLANK MIND
BLANK MIND
BLANK MIND
HAHA. OK, I seriously have nothing to do now. I'm crapping here (: See ya peeps!
Eschew.
Posted on: Tuesday, March 3, 2009
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Hello everyone. JUHUA is here once again, day after day. I seriously need to say this out OK!
you idiotic fucking annoying freak! can't you be more polite? you think everything is yours? you want to borrow things uh? how'd you ask? simply just take what you want? did i even say i'll lend it to you? and how dare you speak to me and my friend in that manner. it's so frustrating looking at your bloody face. you're such a complain king! and not everything belongs to you. so stop using the word 'my'. the more i see your freaking face, the more i will feel like asking you to fuck off. it's simply abhorrent. i simply don't give a damn to whatever you want to grouch about. see, this whole flaming paragraph is solely dedicated to you. i totally hope you'll see this and realise how peeved i am right now. so never ever will i let you nettle me.
So, everyone please understand that JUHUA is truly a dyspeptic person. So, don't ever try to infuriate me. Because a
FAMOUS post will be written for you.
Pictures' Galore!
Posted on: Monday, March 2, 2009
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PICTURES FOR YOU TO APPRECIATE
See! I'm not as skinny as you think OK! My
arm still got muscle hor! HAHA.
HAHA! Weile, where are you looking at!?
Alvin, what happened to your hair!?
the 'twisted' mouth. HAHA! -.-
What beautiful eyes we all have (:
HAHA! What a lovely picture! See!
I'm not so skinny OK!? HAHA!
OK fine. Maybe I'm cheating on myself! HAHA. And, I totally
look retarded in the pictures! HAHA. So Unglam! BLEH!
My Providence
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HAHA! I simply love today! Because I made fun of Ms Teng! HAHA. She's really suited to be a comedian. She really takes forever to get out of the classroom! Seriously so stubborn. I shouted across the class "Ms Teng, Ms Woo is outside already!". And she still can say, "Yes, I know." And what does she do? Takes her lovely time shutting down her laptop and keeping it! And then, so many of my classmates suddenly flocking to her, asking questions! And WTF! 12 mins gone! AIYO! Then, when Ms Woo came in, I told her, "Ms Woo, I tried to chase her away but she's still so stubborn." HAHA! Then, she told the class that Ms Teng's timing still not the best. Her best timing for delaying classes is 15 mins!? HAHA. NO SENSE OF URGENCY AT ALL!?
OK, so after having sectionals, we went back. Walked by the Khatib Central route. And damn mother fucking shit! The stupid annoying dog was like________. (Please fill and feel in the blanks. OK, that was damn erotic. HAHA!) Then, we were scampering away quickly. Luan Yin almost told Chermaine what the dog was doing. Fortunately, I prevented another mind to be polluted with nothingness. HAHA. Only people who were present knew what the hell it did. HAHA. Chermaine said it was dancing! OMG. HAHA. Then I said, "It's called Sexy Dance!" And, Chermaine did the most funniest thing ever! She copied the dog and "Danced"! -.- OMG la. LOLS. I was like, "Chermaine! Don't do that!!!!" HAHA.
If you're so interested in what the dog was doing, please approach us and we shall NOT demonstrate to you Sexy Dance. HAHA.
Thanks for doing what you did today! (:
It's back to the norm again!
Posted on: Sunday, March 1, 2009
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HAHA JUHUA is here! Feeling sick as ever! OMG, I can't stand my sinuses anymore! It's making me feel terrible. Seriously terrible. And I have not done my homework yet! HOW IN THE WORLD AM I SUPPOSE TO CONCENTRATE!? GRRRR! What a short post this is. HAHA.
I cannot stand anymore! So, off I go. I need some JUHUACHA to freshen me up! HAHA. BLEH.
See! I'm not as skinny as you think OK! My
HAHA! Weile, where are you looking at!?
the 'twisted' mouth. HAHA! -.-
What beautiful eyes we all have (:
HAHA! What a lovely picture! See!