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NEW STORY!
Posted on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008 Posted at: NEW STORY!
The Three Little Pigs & Little Red Riding Hood Characters: Pig 1: Sharlene Pig 2: Alvin Pig 3: Jia Neng Momma Pig: Luan Yin ‘Big’ Bad Wolf: Xin Yun Little Red Riding Hood: Fiona Mother: Chermaine Grandmother: Wei Le Woodcutter: Hairul VIPs: Grace & Dawn Narrator: Syafiq
Story begins… At the Pigs’ House…
Momma Pig: Now, you three fatties. It is about time you make your own living and stop depending on your small-eyed momma. Your small momma is becoming frail! Pig 1: Ehhh oke! Pig 2: *sings a song out of tune* Pig 3: Ehh, don’t freak can? Momma Pig: Nononono. I’m not a freak. I’m a small-eyed freak *smiles*. Now move it pigs.
In the meanwhile, at Little Red Riding Hood’s house…
Mother: Fiona darling, my baby! Your mummy has baked some nice cookies for your flat-chested ah-ma who is like you. So, listen to me closely okay? You must bring these cookies to your dear grandma’s house. Little Red Riding Hood: Okay sotong. I’ll listen carefully.
And so, Little Red Riding Hood went on to her grandma’s house. In the meantime… Pig 1: Ehh! I found out that there is a new competition coming up! We have to build a house that fits the VIPs who will be gracing it! Pig 2: Aiyo, Sharlene! I didn’t know that you are so hardworking. I thought you only know how to slap your own face. Then, you so fair sia! Not afraid that you will dirty your skin? Pig 3: Shut up la roasted pig! You so tanned still want to talk so much! Aiyo, pissed off leh. Hypocrite!
Thus, they went on separate ways but somehow, each of them decided to take part
in the competition. In the meanwhile….
Little Red Riding Hood: Alamak! Where in the world am I? Why didn’t I bring my Euphonium? If so, I can play it as it works like a compass!
Suddenly, the wolf appears! ‘Big’ Bad Wolf: Hi twinnie! Long time no see! MMMM… your sotong mummy baked these cookies again? Litte Red Riding Hood: Ya lor. Because of her, I lost my way once again. So annoying! ‘Big’ Bad Wolf: Hmmm, I shall bring you to your grandma’s house asap! Come, follow me *grins*. Little Red Riding Hood follows the Wolf. Unfortunately, the Wolf moves too
quickly and bang-seh poor Little Red Riding Hood. Once again, she is left alone. Somehow, the ‘Big’ Bad Wolf had something in mind.
‘Big’ Bad Wolf: Haha. Once again, my twinnie tio bang-seh by me! Now, I shall go and eat her ah-ma!
And so, while Little Red Riding Hood is stranded in the forest, the ‘Big’ Bad Wolf
reaches Grandma Weile’s house and does something… ‘Big’ Bad Wolf: Hi ahma! It is Fiona! Your lovely granddaughter! Grandmother: Errr.errr..come..come in.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Due to NC16 Rating, this scene has to be censored as violence and gore and
something else are included. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Over at Pig 1… Pig 1: Aiyo so sian! My house must be made of many things such as………………………………………………………………………………………… ………………………………………………………………………………………………………
Unfortunately, there are far too many things that have been named till I got dizzy
and caused my STM to stir up once again. (For your info, I think she only said ‘T’.) Over at Pig 2… Pig 2: Aiyo so sian! I rather play my pig game called Zhu-Online. Never mind, I shall listen to music.
Once again, Alvin slacks and listens to music. Over at Pig 3…
Pig 3: I shall make this house Hypocrite-free. So, any hypocrites out there, you better don’t come hor!
And soon, the competition was coming to an end. Meanwhile, the ‘Big’ Bad Wolf went on to view the houses built by the three Pigs as
he found out about this competition a couple of days ago while Little Red Riding
Hood was still stranded in the forest.
VIP 1: Okay everyone. Keep quiet! Now let’s talk about food! *smiles* So, the winner will be the one who builds a house full of FOOD! VIP 2: Aiyo, why you so like that ar? Hehe.
As you all know, none of them built a house full of FOOD. So, nobody won. What a
sad thing! But… Woodcutter: ‘Big’ Bad Wolf! How dare you makan dear Grandma Weile? I will make you into food now!
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And so, the ‘Big’ Bad Wolf turned into a lump of FOOD and somehow, Dawn
thought that it was a house. And so, the Woodcutter Hairul won the competition!
Although there were many tears and sadness in the atmosphere, everyone turned
back to normal and celebrated the unexpected win by the woodcutter.
However, one person could not grace this wonderful occasion. We seriously have
to pity Little Red Riding Hood who was cheated by her own twinnie.
